Things we have gone through millions of years of survival through complex evolution to do:
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Invent/participate in/watch the WWE
Invent/participate in/watch the UFC
Listen to/be a member of the Pussy Cat Dolls
Invent/Eat “Philly-Cheesesteak Burgers”
Title shows “Dirty Sexy Money”
Write canonlike rounds such as “M-I-L-F, don’t forget that” and “Strip tease for me, baby.”
Torture Chickens when we think no one is looking
Torture humans when we think no one is looking
Create/watch/actively participate in American Idol
Spawn ‘Idol’s for every country
Have 7(?) seasons of American Idol
Allow someone to film/be the person who filmed movies such as “John Tucker Must Die” and “She’s the Man”
Elect Bush. Twice.
Smoke.
Pierce our clevage. (Just kidding, KT.)
Please, help me out guys.
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Hey, sternum piercings are sweet.
I hate how I love to grind on Styrofoam cups.
People who watch shows and movies like you mentioned and also, Fear Factor and Survivor. Why don’t people on Survivor actually die? Then the person who wins would actually be a survivor.
Sternum piercings are revolting.
To add,
KNOCKOFF DESIGNERS that make useless crap. They copy someone’s successful gimmick and ruin it.
Dollar Stores (I’m all for buying stuff for $1 but buying loads of crap should not be allowed. Candy and paper, yeah. But… everything else is neon plastic CRAP!)
Disposable Diapers. Babies come with things that smell and to be too squeamish to deal with it means you have yet to be weeded from the gene pool, and seeing as you have procreated, means that entropy abounds! (Only exception: you’re unfortunate enough to have octuplets and time is of the essence!)
Hummers. They are okay for war. Combatting the rocky mountains of North America, not so much. NOT SO MUCH. Considering most of the Hummer population occurs in big cities where fat lazy people don’t walk, UNNECESSARY.
Diets. If you have a condition, allergy, disorder… yes. Weight-loss diets, however, are an abomination! People are fat because what goes in goes in too often and too muchly. Food isn’t evil. If you eat a donut, nothing will happen to you. If you eat fifty donuts twice a day for three years, expect an effect. And blame yourself, not the donuts.
GYMS. I love the Gym downtown on W Broadway above the Tim Hortons. Gosh, that’s gotta mess with people’s heads.
I’ve exhausted my current anger with the world but I’m sure I’ll be back for more.
OH
THE IDIOTS IN THE LOUVRE WITH FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.
Uh, I don’t know if I stated the thesis properly, but this isn’t just a list of things that annoy you, Daniella. Or maybe it is.
I’m pretty sure the things I mentioned fall into the category of things we sigh at when we realize natural selection is dying to the correctness of tolerating idiodcy. The failure of evolution, thusly, is what annoys me. And maybe I got a tad excited about being angry about it… but… valid points made. Also, I have a bunch of completely irrelevant things to tell you that may or may not be related to grapefruit tictacs.
Last time I checked, ‘thusly’ was MY word. Also, you used it incorrectly.